Yonks ago, when I was Head of Features for the Birmingham Post and Evening Mail, one of my jobs was to provide a daily ‘gash page’ (a page used to fill space in the first edition, then ditched as the day’s news came in).
I used to go into the library (truly a wondrous place to behold in those pre-digital days) sort through mountains of black-and-white wire pictures that came in from the Press Association and AP, pick half a dozen that made me smile, and write a pithy caption for each. Job done.











































